IM SO ANGRY
and what a great investment that was
$100,000 couldn’t get you anything better than a bowl cut?
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
I cannot get over this tweet
discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin