I Want to Live Not Just Survive

221b-impalatardis:

tinkerpunzel:

lokisleathersuit:

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

The post that started it all

*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse

(via live-like-jagk-and-sally)

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

(via poooorquesi)

taylorsvift:

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to

(via igotthebeat-allineedisthewords)

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

(via igotthebeat-allineedisthewords)

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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(via dropoutofschooltosaverockandroll)

Remember limewire. Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(Source: juspeczyks, via igotthebeat-allineedisthewords)

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via compilate)

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

(via dropoutofschooltosaverockandroll)